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Welcome to the sherlock nan page a man as messed up as him deserves a bit of the internet dedicated just to him and his stupidity, it will be added to all the time so do return for more on the nan. by th way in the film , My Kingdom the late Richard Harris's last film, on the computer and the herse the word nan is visible. If you have anything on the man you would like on this page please send it to me at gghofman@yahoo.com

ANDREW SHERLOCK"Dallas"

Sherlock Exclusive

At the Barry Cup match on Thursday last he was talking to marcus's dad right. marcus's dad said to him that he had gotten tall. nan was like " yea i know. its probably from all the weights ive been doing". marcuses dad was like "really. thats very good". nan then said " yea i know. ive been doing them all the time. its because i want to go to rock next year and im gonna make the s there." This is the ultimate bullshit and you heard it here

Latest on Sherlock

Recently I say a Sherlock truck with a ferrari badge on the side surly some relation to him as its a truck not a fast car
Sherlock has gone on this tablet for his outrageous spot problem. he has to take 8 tablets a day to get rid of the spots and its making his face really red. the tablets affect his liver and he said that if he drinks one bit of drink he has to go straight to hospital lets wait and see
Sherlock admits openly that he has what is classified as child porn on his phone. arrest the man and lock him up away from us

Interview with Sherlock

Q: Honestly where were you born?

A: Well I'm not to sure, but In my opinon i'm Irish and Australlian

Q: That didn't answer the question

A: Well I'd say Australlia, but I could change my mind

Q Is that where you learned to play?

A Well I'm glad that you asked that I think of myself as a mix between Denis Hickie and Keith Glesson, I have pace and can play on the wing but am also a good back-row player and have a great kick off my left foot, I fell I should kick at goal

Q How was Blackrock before you came here?

A Well I was such a star there been number eight for the junor team in first year was a huge acheivement for me (I laugh at him) He stop laughing anyway I felt in order to enhance my game, I should move school

Q Do you think you are fit enough for rugby?

A Of course I'm fit, fags and drink never hurt anyone and hey I like life that way

Q How you fitting in Rockwell?

A Well mon from the off everyone new who the dude was, once I saw that Jessica I knew id like it here, but i must say I hate Foley with a passion

Q Who do you prefer Kylie or Lopez?

A I'd have to go for Jessica

Q How many spots do you have?

A I tried counting once but I lost count at 400, I wont try that again

Q Since what age have you had spots?

A Well since I was born basically, I have been drinking since I was five so thats one of the reasons

Q Is there any chance that one day a TV show could be based on your life?

A Who knows, I could get my father to make one

Q What career you going to follow after school?

A I am thinking of going into the porn businss, if that doesnt work I want to play rugby for blackrock and soccer for Bray Wanderers in Dallas Park

Q Thanks very much Dallas, hope you have a happy new year

A yeah mon, I am going to pull jessica

PROFILE OF NAN

Name:Andrew Sherlock, Jerlcok, Dallas-nan, nan, bannana man

Orgins:Dublin, Dallas, Australia, Clare, real orgins are unknown but we are looking in to it

Age:16(although we are not sure of this)

Education: Blackrock Collage Dublin
Rockwell Collage Cashel

Teams Supported: Dallas Cowboys, Leinster and Munster, Ireland and Australia, Norwich City (They play in Yellow)

Favourite Foods: Chips, and anything greasy

Favourite Drinks: Coke, Any sort of alcohol

Hobbies: Getting drunk, bullshitting, looking at jessica, phoning jessica, wanking about jessica, getting beatens, and of course faking injury

Qualties: The ability to bullshit when under presure stands him out from all other bullshitters.

Faults: I could be here all day

Note: If i've missed anything email me gghofman@yahoo.com

SHERLOCK'S PHYSICAL PROBLEMS

Sherlock has ginger hair which can result in the growing of ginger hair in funny places throughout the body.Such cases are know as "Ginger-puplis-monitus"

Has a seveer case of acne espically in the chin and forehead area.This is known to spread in the rarest of cases throughout the body.The male reproduction sex organ can be affected.This is known as "Quirkius-spotness-dickless"

Has been known to have the most rarest yet probably the most terrible disease known as "Needlics-dickus"

BEST OF FIFTH YEAR

Said that he feel off a scooter and rolled over 3 times and hurt himself and couldnt train for a while, but could play in the match whenever
When Casey called him bannana man, because he was dressed all in yellow
Been a queer and not leaving the people of Rockwell alone the school's bad enough without you
Saying "the tackles arn't coming in" when not in a ruck

SHERLOCK MENTEL PROBLEMS

Is fully convinced he can be a back and make the SCT and go on to play for leinster not munter
Doesnt understand why he was a "legend" in Blackrock and why nobody has respect for him in Rockwell (cause hes gay)
Doesnt understand why people call him "red nob" and "ginger peubs" we all know why
Is convinced that he can pull Jessica any day now
Is convinced that he is a brillant dancer and can make girls adore him with his tricks
Thinks that by taking creataine without doing any weights, he will gain loads of muscle to make the sct and pull jessica all in one go
Believes that he has a six pack

BEST MOMENTS OF 2nd AND 3rd YEAR

Getting beaten up by Connor Dolon.Beening half his size Sherlock thought that he would be an easy victory.However he was mistaken and was defeated pityfully in a few minutes and had the wounds to show.

His injury while playing against belvo's in Dublin he came of after a poor game and said "Ah mon I fucked up me shoulder mon" A sepectater on the sideline suggested he go to the mental hospital to get his head checked

His flucky garryowen in the rugby league in 3rd year and scored off it. He bragged about it for days on end, saying it showed how good a back he could be on the SCT.

Thinking he was hard man after knocking down a door that david had seriously weakened, and saying how strong he was.

Said that Alixs Parents offered him drink after her party, witness's denie any knowledge of this.

Thought he had knowledge of what to do when someone became unconcissus

Said that he was worried about his two kids back in Dublin( If he had children, I pity the bastards)

Thanks go to ollie longworth for the picture andto all those who sent us updates keep them coming